Wednesday, October 26, 2011

All Aboard the Handsome Express

I've been trying to coin the nickname "the Handsome Express" for Rick Perry, but so far it hasn't really caught on. But, in fairness, the only people I really talk to are my boyfriend and my mom, so the moniker hasn't gotten the exposure it deserves.


Think of all the great headlines this nickname could create:
  • The Handsome Express derails
  • The Handsome Express is a trainwreck
  • The Handsome Express: final stop is the White House
  • Oprah and Clooney ride the Handsome Express 
Let's face it: Rick Perry is ruggedly, Texas-y handsome. We can Ponzi Scheme together, any time he wants.
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  1. KorbellaOctober 30, 2011 at 4:39 PM

    toot toot! What if you coupled this with some reference to "the little engine that couldn't?"

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